Embrocious had just been born. His mother was a bitch and his father was a Greyhound. When I say bitch I mean she was really a bitch, a female dog. The name came from a king in the land of Kingbrocious where the king named Brocious lived. There had been an activity of strange things and bad things happening in the past few days. A car had struck Embrocious the morning he was born. After he had gotten up he had noticed he had no hind legs.
He tried to wobble all the way home but he just couldn't make it. A fox was walking by as he noticed poor Embrocious. The fox's name was Didimous and he helped the little dog. Didimous went to Wawa and bought Embrocious an Orange Drink. Embrocious felt good. He was so relieved that he had the look on his face as if he had just Orgasmed. His fairy god shoe told him that if he ever wanted to get home, that he would have to travel through the "Bog Of Eternal Stench". Now the Bog Of Eternal Stench is very dangerous in that if you go near it then you will smell like sweat and fish for the rest of your life. Didimous agreed to help Embrocious as long as he would be fairly paid 42 pounds and 3 cents. Now when he said this, Embrocious thought he meant 42 pounds in dog food. The fairy god shoes popped up on Embrocious' shoulders, as one being the fairy god devil and one being the fairy godmother.
The fairy godmother said, "Embrocious, don't smoke the weed that you will find in the "bog", you will die, it is laced with Angel Dust and it will kill you."
The fairy god devil on his other shoulder said, "Don't listen to her, she doesn't even have a dick. She's got crabs, lift up that gown." Embrocious did as he said, and he saw crabs. Disgusted by this, Embrocious didn't care about the weed, he didn't even know what weed was cause he's only a day old. The god shoes had disappeared as Didimous and Embrocious began their Journey into the "Bog Of Eternal Stench".
The Bog: Chapter Dos
Being that they had nothing to eat and they where about to die Didimous saw a bush with weed on it. They smoked it all. Didimous and Embrocious where laughing hysterically all the way through the Bog until they came to a bridge. It was all spooky and such as if it was going to fall apart. A little purple elf named Kim Carlos popped out of the bog and said, "Moooooooooooo, you may not pass, mooooooooooo."
Didimous and Embrocious where laughing and the picked the elf up by his ear and threw him into a tree. "MOOOOOOO, THAT HURT, MOOOOOO." So the duo continued their journey into the "Bog" of shit. They went to pass the bridge. It was Didimous' turn to cross first. He walked onto the shaky bridge. He made it halfway across until Ludo, a 300-pound monster with 7 horns fell from the sky. Not knowing that this monster was very nice, gentle, and smelly they panicked. Didimous jumped off of the bridge and into the bog. Embrocious was scared so he jumped in too as Ludo floated safely to the rock on the Sear's tower. As the duo climbed out of the swamp they saw Ludo hanging off of a rock and these little goblins were poking him with sticks. One was Kim Carlos getting revenge. These little goblins were poking at him with sticks. One was John Carlos getting revenge.
At the end of the sticks were Danglers, Little pink monsters that had sharp teeth and were biting Ludo Ludo. The Danglers. They dangled. They were stupid, and pink. Their eyes were pink. Ludo was frightened as he called upon three rocks to mess the dangling Danglers up really bad and get them really bad so they really got hurt bad. Embrocious' fairy god shoe popped up once more and exclaimed that Didimous' parents had just died in a video game.
The Circle: Chapter 4
The Circle was a moooobie, that if you watched it, "It" would come. It would come in schfifty years. The duo watched the mooooooobie ten times because it was hilarious. After the fifty-fifth time they got tired and then they got a phone call from the upstairs leaf. "Schfifty divas." The duo laughed at the prank caller.The duo laughed at the prank caller.They both fell out of the door and onto the rug, as Didimous cried out to his parents. I tried.
Take Flight: Chapter 5'ive
Still high on the weed, Didimous jumped in the air and all of the sudden he started to float. "Magic Carpet, take me to Agraba." Embrocious grabbed onto Didimous' hind legs and took flight with him into the air. They flew to the Acton Multiplex and they where going to watch a movie until the stopped in the middle of the air and got hit by a mud pie. They started to fall out of the sky and Ludo was next to them. Ludo, a 300-pound monster with 7 horns fell from the sky. Not knowing that this monster was very nice, gentle, and smelly they panicked. Didimous jumped off of the bridge and into the bog. Embrocious was scared so he jumped in too as Ludo floated safely to the rock on the Sear's tower. As the duo climbed out of the swamp they saw Ludo hanging off of a rock and these little goblins were poking him with sticks. One was Kim Carlos getting revenge. These little goblins were poking at him with sticks. One was John Carlos getting revenge.
They where on telephone polls and they were up there all night screaming until someone finally called the streaming. The next day they were famous. They were in the Daily Prophet, The Philadelphia Inquirererer and in the Unisalon. They hung from the telephone polls all night long. They then became rich and nobody helped them down. They had inherited a lot of money from Kingbrocious. They where rich and famous but they where dangling from mid air off of a telephone poll like the Danglers. They dangled. They were stupid and pink. And pink. They finally worked up their guts and decided to let go. Embrocious broke his two front legs and was now a paraplegic. Didimous had died and there was no one left for poor Embrocious. He was rich and alone.
The Amusement Park: Chapter Sex
Embrocious had received news that his parents were dead as well. Saddened by this he met someone new. He fell in love with one of the richest men. Embrocious came into Michael's life about fifty-three days after Embrocious' and Didimous' journey. He loved Michael a lot until one night Didimous came back as a ghost and warned Embrocious in the middle of the night when he was sleeping over Mike's house. He said to him, "Michael has been cheating on you with little boys." As mister Jackson walked in and said, "No I haven't, that's ignorant."
The Breakup: Chapter Sven and a half
Their relationship was filled with turmoil and abuse. Embrocious caught Michael cheating on him with Kim Carlos the next night in the amusement park. Embrocious had gone through very bad withdraws as if he was on heroin. This was only a half of a chapter.
The End: Chapter Eight
The withdraws hadn't been from the breakup between Michael and Embrocious. It turns out that the withdraws were from the pot he had smoked on the beginning of his journey. It was the fifty-schfifty fith day after his journey and he was going to die. His fairy god shoe arrived at his deathbed. "Why am I dinging." He asked his fairy god shoe, as she replied with, "Your smart you fucking jackass. I told you not to smoke the weed, so what do you do… you smoke it. I called you after I saw you watching the circle movie and I told you that you had schfifty-five days left and you lafted at me like I was some sort of prank phone caller. I told you and I warned you. I just came to tell you that your bankrupt and Bill Gates has claimed all of your money. Haha, bitch.
The Game: Chapter lll
They were inside their humble abode eating coos coos and rice. Didimous' feather had been playing Duck Hunt. His wife was making Chocolate Chip Meatloaf and Didimous' father ate all of the pudding. Mrs. Didimous was outraged at the fact he ate the pudding instead of the meatloaf and she decided she was going to take his life. She wanted to kill him. He wanted his life, so he wished himself into the Chocolate Meatloaf game he was playing and he was eaten by a Goober. Mrs. Didymium's decided to chase Mr. Didimous into the Chocolate game. She was eaten as well.
There was only one way to save them and that was through the "circle". Didimous knew what he must do…
Post Lude: The story after the story
After Didimous' death, Ludo was forced into a rehab for gays. He got out eight years later and was abducted by aliens, probed, and killed. Poor Ludo. As for Embrocious' god shoe, she was killed in a plane accident and was then resurrected by Charles Manson. She is currently in jail and has been dating Ashton Kootchar. Kim and John Carlos are still raping little boys along with Mister Jackson. Poor Embrocious died on the schfifty-fifth day of his journey and was buried in the bog of eternal stench.
